Win a Package of Hanes Size L Boxers!
Submitted by The Budget Fashionista on December 15, 2008 – 1:00 pm7 Comments
The Prize: One package (3 boxers total) of Hanes Boxers in Size Large ONLY
Why you want this: So, we found this package of boxers while cleaning out our editorial closet. While it’s not the sexiest of contests, it is one of our more useful, saving you a trip to Target.
To enter this contest, tell us why you need new underwear in the comment section below
The Rules- no purchase necessary
- contest ends Dec. 21, 2008 at 11:59pm
- must comment below in order to enter this contest
- must be a US citizen
- recipient is responsible for any federal, state or local taxes associated with the prize package
- must respond within 72 hours (3 days) or prize will be given to another entrant
- design of actual boxers may vary from those pictured
Because I still wear tighty-whities….aaaaaaagh!
SKID MARKS
My underwear drawer got raided by my ex and I’m out now, and since she left me for you Jack, by the power of the transitive property… you owe me.
So there I was, on top of the three story Target store in Glendale, CA. Basejumping? No. Giving up on life? Not yet. Wearing only red briefs, attempting to prove to the naysayers that I was a superhero? Yessss. (Un)fortunately, the police were faster than a speeding bullet, and they apprehended me before I could prove my superior prowess. Nietzsche would be so sad. Or something like that. In the process, my red briefs were ruined, and Target has a restraining order against me, so… this would not only save me a trip to Target, but a violation of my parole.
Because all my boxers are from my mom. From Valentine’s Day. With hearts.
Not good!
At the tae kwon do studio where I work, I have to wear a tae kwon do uniform, and the pants are cheap and always fall down. They will stay up for the most part, but if I really start moving around they will start to slip. So anyway I was performing a demo in front of a large crowd for a black belt ceremony, and my pants started to slip loose of the belt in the back. I couldn’t really do much, but try to hold them up without messing up the form I was doing. Needless to say, my coworkers who were behind me got a nice view of my tighty whiteys, and still make fun of me because of it. One even got a picture. Thankfully the crowd didn’t see much, if any. So that’s why I should get these boxers, so the next time something dumb like this happens, it’s less embarassing.
Winning this would save me a trip to Target!